Haunted Mansion (2023)

I watched Haunted Mansion (2023) and I liked it. 3.5/5

“Haunted Mansion” (2023), the latest addition to the Disney ride-inspired film canon, invites audiences on a delightful and spooky adventure. Directed by Justin Simien and featuring a star-studded cast including Owen Wilson, Rosario Dawson, LaKeith Stanfield, Tiffany Haddish, and Danny DeVito, the film promises a night of frights and laughs.

The story centers around a motley crew of strangers who receive a mysterious invitation to spend the night at the infamous Haunted Mansion. This eerie abode, steeped in ghostly legends, soon becomes a labyrinthine trap. Together, the guests must unravel its secrets and find a way out before the night takes a truly chilling turn.

Undoubtedly, one of the film’s standout strengths lies in its captivating visual effects. The Haunted Mansion, brought to life with meticulous attention to detail, is a sight to behold. Spectacular specters abound, paying homage to the beloved ride and treating fans to a visual feast.

Simien and the talented team of writers infuse the film with a delightful sense of humor. The jokes land with precision, and the cast’s impeccable delivery elevates the comedic moments. Embracing self-deprecation, the film pokes fun at its own haunted house tropes, creating a playful atmosphere that keeps the audience engaged.

The ensemble cast shines in their respective roles. Owen Wilson exudes charm and wit, while Rosario Dawson brings depth and warmth to her character. LaKeith Stanfield provides a dose of humor in his supporting role, and Tiffany Haddish steals scenes with her charismatic portrayal of the psychic. Danny DeVito, though underutilized, leaves a mark as the enigmatic butler.

However, the film’s Achilles’ heel lies in its predictable plot. The narrative treads well-worn ground, adhering closely to a formulaic structure. Clichés abound, which may lead some viewers to wish for more surprises.

For those seeking a spine-tingling experience, “Haunted Mansion” may fall short. The film’s primary focus is on humor rather than horror, resulting in a lack of genuinely hair-raising moments. With a family-friendly PG-13 rating, it’s unlikely to induce genuine fright even among younger viewers.

“Haunted Mansion” (2023) delivers a lively and entertaining romp through the beloved Disney attraction. Its visual splendor, witty humor, and stellar cast make for an enjoyable cinematic experience. However, a formulaic plot and a shortage of genuine scares may leave some viewers wanting more. Whether you’re a die-hard fan of the ride or simply in the mood for a lighthearted spooky adventure, this film promises a spirited night at the movies.

Our Score

Haunted Mansion

Home is where the haunt is.

Actors
Starring: Rosario Dawson, Chase W. Dillon, Lakeith Stanfield, Owen Wilson, Tiffany Haddish, Danny DeVito, Jared Leto, Jamie Lee Curtis, J.R. Adduci, Creek Wilson, Ben Bladon, Lindsay Lamb, Charity Jordan, Fedor Steer, Terence Rosemore, Mike Benitez, Erika Coleman, Christopher Winchester, Jo Koy, Tony Paone, Gralen Bryant Banks, Julie Nalibov, Kathi Callahan, Marilu Henner, Hector Machado, Steve Zissis, Andrew Morgado, William Calvert, Glendon Ray Hobgood, Nico Gomez, Lorenzo Beronilla, Amy Parrish, Kurt Yue, Hasan Minhaj, Dan Levy, Rowan Joseph, Alisa Harris, Charles Black, Chad Crumley, Sebastien Soudais, John Curran, Tracy Goode, Bryan McClure, Don Stallings, Ashley John, Rick Andosca, Kat Montes, Cruz Abelita, Edward Zhu, Kamran Shaikh, Helene Henry, Jared Simon, Joseph Miller, Ian Covell, Kay Galvin, Terence Mathews, Julian Omari Gosin, Corey Donovan Peyton, Erion Brandon WIlliams, Lumar Christopher Leblanc III, Marcus Otis Hubbard, Manuel Perkins, Derrick James Moss, Paul Michael Robertson, Raianna Brown, Kailie Sanders, Rachel Pitner, Ayane Azevedo, Clarence White III, D. Jerome Wells, Arielle Prepetit, Chenise Johnson, Elisabeth Lagrande, Anthony Burrell, Winona Ryder

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